[AccessD] OT: Friday humour

On a similar note, this has been on the HotJobs web site for several days:

Experience: Entry Level

The primary responsibilities of this position will be to: develop software 
solutions to project requirements; assist and train support staff; contribute 
to and maintain process improvements. Additional senior responsibilities 
include: leading teams of 2 5 members; and working with Business Analysts to 
develop requirements.

Requirements: B.S. in Computer Science or equivalent, with career experience 
in all phases of software development, including requirements, design, 
implementation, support and the product release cycles. Experience in data 
base management, and object-oriented programming required. Candidates must 
have substantial knowledge of: Java and J2EE technologies; UML; XML; Web 
development (HTML, Javascript, CSS); Software development methodologies 
(RUP, XP, Scrum), and JUnit. Ideal candidates will also have 
knowledge/experience in any of the following: microsoft-centric 
technologies (.NET, ASP, COM, VB); scripting (Ruby, Python, Perl, AWK);
project management; familiar