[AccessD] OT: Friday humour

Good one!

Personally... I won't apply until they get to the senior level where
experience required includes shifting planets out of orbit, destroying near
miss comets with focused Vulcan mind probe mental blasts and extinguishing
black holes in galaxies about to be demolished (using Scrum, Pearl, Ruby,
Diamond, Dilithium crystals etc).

Even then it's probably going to be a boring and menial job with no hope of
fulfillment.

John W. Colby
www.colbyconsulting.com

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of Bob Hall
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2003 3:50 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday humour


On a similar note, this has been on the HotJobs web site for several days:

Experience: Entry Level

The primary responsibilities of this position will be to: develop software
solutions to project requirements; assist and train support staff;
contribute
to and maintain process improvements. Additional senior responsibilities
include: leading teams of 2 5 members; and working with Business Analysts to
develop requirements.

Requirements: B.S. in Computer Science or equivalent, with career experience
in all phases of software development, including requirements, design,
implementation, support and the product release cycles. Experience in data
base management, and object-oriented programming required. Candidates must
have substantial knowledge of: Java and J2EE technologies; UML; XML; Web
development (HTML, Javascript, CSS); Software development methodologies
(RUP, XP, Scrum), and JUnit. Ideal candidates will also have
knowledge/experience in any of the following: microsoft-centric
technologies (.NET, ASP, COM, VB); scripting (Ruby, Python, Perl, AWK);
project management; familiar
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