[AccessD] OT: Friday humour

Translation:

We what a highly trained, qualified and motivated person to work us that
will not cost more than fifteen bucks an hour.

My Two cents worth
Jim

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of Bob Hall
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2003 12:50 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday humour


On a similar note, this has been on the HotJobs web site for several days:

Experience: Entry Level

The primary responsibilities of this position will be to: develop software
solutions to project requirements; assist and train support staff;
contribute
to and maintain process improvements. Additional senior responsibilities
include: leading teams of 2 5 members; and working with Business Analysts to
develop requirements.

Requirements: B.S. in Computer Science or equivalent, with career experience
in all phases of software development, including requirements, design,
implementation, support and the product release cycles. Experience in data
base management, and object-oriented programming required. Candidates must
have substantial knowledge of: Java and J2EE technologies; UML; XML; Web
development (HTML, Javascript, CSS); Software development methodologies
(RUP, XP, Scrum), and JUnit. Ideal candidates will also have
knowledge/experience in any of the following: microsoft-centric
technologies (.NET, ASP, COM, VB); scripting (Ruby, Python, Perl, AWK);
project management; familiar
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