[AccessD] OT: Friday humour

Right.  If that's entry level, I don't even want to know about the
senior position requirements. ROTFL

Charlotte Foust

-----Original Message-----
From: Bob Hall [mailto:rjhjr at cox.net] 
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2003 11:50 AM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday humour


On a similar note, this has been on the HotJobs web site for several
days:

Experience: Entry Level

The primary responsibilities of this position will be to: develop
software 
solutions to project requirements; assist and train support staff;
contribute 
to and maintain process improvements. Additional senior responsibilities

include: leading teams of 2 5 members; and working with Business
Analysts to 
develop requirements.

Requirements: B.S. in Computer Science or equivalent, with career
experience 
in all phases of software development, including requirements, design, 
implementation, support and the product release cycles. Experience in
data 
base management, and object-oriented programming required. Candidates
must 
have substantial knowledge of: Java and J2EE technologies; UML; XML; Web

development (HTML, Javascript, CSS); Software development methodologies 
(RUP, XP, Scrum), and JUnit. Ideal candidates will also have 
knowledge/experience in any of the following: microsoft-centric 
technologies (.NET, ASP, COM, VB); scripting (Ruby, Python, Perl, AWK);
project management; familiar
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