[AccessD] OT Friday

LOL!  We had a student in my High School who was from England.  His name was
Neville.  In a health class (which is where they have sex ed, etc.), during
a test, he stood up and asked if anyone had a rubber.

It took the teacher and 5 minutes to get us to settle down...it was
hilarious.

For the Listers that don't understand, in England, a rubber is a pencil
eraser.  In America, it's a condom! LOL

Drew

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of Ken Ismert
Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 12:47 PM
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT Friday



Another dumb American story (sadly true):

An aquaintance of mine was from India, and had spent time in the UK before
moving with her family to Houston. She started attending a local Houston
high school, and one day there a curious fellow student started asking her
questions:

"So, where'd you live before you came to Houston?"

"In England."

"Oh. Where's that?"

"Umm, east of here."

"Oh really ... what language do they speak?"

At that point, she broke off the conversation.

-Ken

-----Original Message-----
From: Brett Barabash [mailto:BBarabash at TappeConstruction.com]
Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 11:40 AM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT Friday


Hey, at least you are aware that the US has neighbors to the north,
unlike another individual (not on this list) who thought that Alaska was
an island because her US map didn't show any other land bordering it.

And besides, we have Curling too!


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