Jim Dettman
jimdettman at earthlink.net
Mon Aug 16 15:06:47 CDT 2004
Drew, Along the same lines: Friends of ours were staying at a hotel in England. Women was taken a back when asked by the hotel clerk if she wanted to be "knocked up" in the morning... English version: Wakeup call American: Get pregnant Jim -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of DWUTKA at marlow.com Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 3:58 PM To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT Friday LOL! We had a student in my High School who was from England. His name was Neville. In a health class (which is where they have sex ed, etc.), during a test, he stood up and asked if anyone had a rubber. It took the teacher and 5 minutes to get us to settle down...it was hilarious. For the Listers that don't understand, in England, a rubber is a pencil eraser. In America, it's a condom! LOL Drew -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of Ken Ismert Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 12:47 PM To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT Friday Another dumb American story (sadly true): An aquaintance of mine was from India, and had spent time in the UK before moving with her family to Houston. She started attending a local Houston high school, and one day there a curious fellow student started asking her questions: "So, where'd you live before you came to Houston?" "In England." "Oh. Where's that?" "Umm, east of here." "Oh really ... what language do they speak?" At that point, she broke off the conversation. -Ken -----Original Message----- From: Brett Barabash [mailto:BBarabash at TappeConstruction.com] Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 11:40 AM To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving Subject: RE: [AccessD] OT Friday Hey, at least you are aware that the US has neighbors to the north, unlike another individual (not on this list) who thought that Alaska was an island because her US map didn't show any other land bordering it. And besides, we have Curling too! -- _______________________________________________ AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com -- _______________________________________________ AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com