[AccessD] OT: Roz's Novel

ROFL. Very good Andy. I had to clutch my head for several minutes after
reading that last one. 

-----Original Message-----
From: Andy Lacey [mailto:andy at minstersystems.co.uk] 
Sent: 26 August 2005 08:21
To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
Subject: [AccessD] OT: Roz's Novel


It's Friday so we can go for suggestions for alternative titles for Roz's
book. I'll start the ball rolling. 

Firstly I was musing about her subject matter and thinking of another work
which treats that broad subject. Thus I came up with "Hamlet - The SQL". But
that's more for the literary end of the market. Or, Roz, you could blatantly
go for the market of people who don't really read but will do if it's a
children's book that's ok for adults to be seen with - so "Harry Potter And
The Nobility Of Truth Versus The Attractions Of Artifice" (catchy I
thought). Finally if you wanted another theme how about a book for gullible
Ark theorists who like Dan Brown but prefer a quicker read - "The Da Vinci
Compiler" (groan).

-- Andy Lacey
http://www.minstersystems.co.uk 

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