[AccessD] RE: Friday humour

Ok, here is my contribution. This one didn't go through last week for some
reason.
Jim Hale

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-----Original Message-----
From: Brett Barabash [mailto:BBarabash at tappeconstruction.com]
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 3:28 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: [AccessD] RE: Friday humour


So I open up my inbox this afternoon, and I find 2 Friday "humor"
threads:

1. Science vs. Religion absurdist debate
2. "George W. Bush is so dumb" political rhetoric

Thank goodness that David McAfee tossed in an honest to goodness joke.
Offending people should be the least of your worries.  Boring them to
death is more likely.  ;-)

C'mon people, it's Friday.  Laugh a little!

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