[AccessD] RE: Friday humour

I like: "Kittens.  Five cents or best offer."

Rocky

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Hale, Jim" <Jim.Hale at fleetpride.com>
To: "'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'" 
<accessd at databaseadvisors.com>
Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 1:34 PM
Subject: RE: [AccessD] RE: Friday humour


> Ok, here is my contribution. This one didn't go through last week for some
> reason.
> Jim Hale
>
> Classified Ads
>
> Actually Taken From Classified Ad's In Newspapers:
>
> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old Hateful little dog. Bites
> ---------------------------------- 
> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
> ----------------------------- 
> FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
> ------------------------------ 
> GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
> ---------------------------------- 
> FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be
> reward.
> ---------------------------------- 
> COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED.... Also 1 gay bull for sale
> ------------------------------- 
> NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
> ---------------------------------- 
> NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
> ---------------------------------- 
> JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
> ---------------------------------- 
> (AND THE BEST ONE)
> FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
> Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married
> last month. Wife knows everything.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brett Barabash [mailto:BBarabash at tappeconstruction.com]
> Sent: Friday, June 10, 2005 3:28 PM
> To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
> Subject: [AccessD] RE: Friday humour
>
>
> So I open up my inbox this afternoon, and I find 2 Friday "humor"
> threads:
>
> 1. Science vs. Religion absurdist debate
> 2. "George W. Bush is so dumb" political rhetoric
>
> Thank goodness that David McAfee tossed in an honest to goodness joke.
> Offending people should be the least of your worries.  Boring them to
> death is more likely.  ;-)
>
> C'mon people, it's Friday.  Laugh a little!
>
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