[AccessD] OT: Friday (humour)

Add to your list the fact that the hero/heroine don't seem to mind walking 
around in darkened rooms when there's something bad in there.

Don B.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Shamil Salakhetdinov" <shamil at users.mns.ru>
To: "'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'" 
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Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 9:57 AM
Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday (humour)


> Hi Gustav,
>
> It's Friday, the *13th* today. Everybody are fighting with *malicious* 
> alien
> software?
>
> My 0.02 kopeks for Friday humor - the following is a translated from 
> Russian
> anecdote:
>
> Here is what we learn from the Hollywood films:
> 1. During any kind of investigation a policemen at least one time visits a
> strip-club.
> 2. Foreigners prefer to speak English even if they talk to each other.
> 3. To rescue from a pursuit it is always possible to hide in a crowd of a
> passing by parade. For sure there will be suitable parade to do that
> 4. On every bed there is an L-shaped blanket closing a man up to a belt, 
> and
> a woman - up to a chin.
> 5. The best detective is always discharged of work or he/she is given 48
> hours to finish investigation.
> 6. Everyone can land a plane.
> 7. A ventilation system of any building is the best place to hide, nobody
> will try to search for you there you there, but using it you can reach any
> part of a building.
> 8. Tour Eiffel in Paris is visible from EACH window.
> 9. Any bomb with clockwork is additionally equipped by the indicator with
> large red figures for everybody to see what time remains before explosion.
> 10. It's not necessary for Nazis officers to know German language, it is
> enough for them to speak English with German accent.
> 11. There is no illumination system in kitchens. To get a light in kitchen
> at night time it is enough to open a door of a refrigerator.
> 12. Having remained alone to spend the night in a dark and gloomy building
> and having heard a suspicious sound, the heroine(actress) goes to check 
> what
> is happening, having put on her most magnificent and seductive linen.
> 13. Collided cars always blow up and burn.
> 14. Medieval and even primitive inhabitants always have shining, 
> magnificent
> hair and magnificent teeth.
> 15. If you have got surrounded by more than one opponent, there anyway 
> will
> be just one attacking you, and the others at this time will be making
> menacing body movements.
> 16. Even if a car goes on a flat and a straight road, the steering wheel 
> has
> to be twisted furiously here and there.
> 17. Any lock can be opened by a paper clip, hairpin or a credit card.
> Exception is the case when a fire begins in the house where a small child 
> is
> locked.
> 18. Lipstick is not getting erased, even if a heroine (actress) takes a
> shower or dives with an aqualung.
>
> --
> Shamil
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Gustav Brock
> Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 5:36 PM
> To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
> Subject: [AccessD] OT: Friday (humour)
> Importance: Low
>
> ** Low Priority **
>
> Hi all, quiet day again.
>
> A good marriage lasts forever - a bad marriage feels so.
>
> /gustav
>
>
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