Dan Waters
dwaters at usinternet.com
Fri Apr 13 12:20:47 CDT 2007
Well - I just learned a lot about Hollywood movies!! Thanks Shamil! Dan -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Shamil Salakhetdinov Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 11:58 AM To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday (humour) Hi Gustav, It's Friday, the *13th* today. Everybody are fighting with *malicious* alien software? My 0.02 kopeks for Friday humor - the following is a translated from Russian anecdote: Here is what we learn from the Hollywood films: 1. During any kind of investigation a policemen at least one time visits a strip-club. 2. Foreigners prefer to speak English even if they talk to each other. 3. To rescue from a pursuit it is always possible to hide in a crowd of a passing by parade. For sure there will be suitable parade to do that 4. On every bed there is an L-shaped blanket closing a man up to a belt, and a woman - up to a chin. 5. The best detective is always discharged of work or he/she is given 48 hours to finish investigation. 6. Everyone can land a plane. 7. A ventilation system of any building is the best place to hide, nobody will try to search for you there you there, but using it you can reach any part of a building. 8. Tour Eiffel in Paris is visible from EACH window. 9. Any bomb with clockwork is additionally equipped by the indicator with large red figures for everybody to see what time remains before explosion. 10. It's not necessary for Nazis officers to know German language, it is enough for them to speak English with German accent. 11. There is no illumination system in kitchens. To get a light in kitchen at night time it is enough to open a door of a refrigerator. 12. Having remained alone to spend the night in a dark and gloomy building and having heard a suspicious sound, the heroine(actress) goes to check what is happening, having put on her most magnificent and seductive linen. 13. Collided cars always blow up and burn. 14. Medieval and even primitive inhabitants always have shining, magnificent hair and magnificent teeth. 15. If you have got surrounded by more than one opponent, there anyway will be just one attacking you, and the others at this time will be making menacing body movements. 16. Even if a car goes on a flat and a straight road, the steering wheel has to be twisted furiously here and there. 17. Any lock can be opened by a paper clip, hairpin or a credit card. Exception is the case when a fire begins in the house where a small child is locked. 18. Lipstick is not getting erased, even if a heroine (actress) takes a shower or dives with an aqualung. -- Shamil -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Gustav Brock Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 5:36 PM To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com Subject: [AccessD] OT: Friday (humour) Importance: Low ** Low Priority ** Hi all, quiet day again. A good marriage lasts forever - a bad marriage feels so. /gustav -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com