Andy Lacey
andy at minstersystems.co.uk
Fri Apr 13 13:52:14 CDT 2007
Great stuff Shamil, thanks. And SO true. Andy > -----Original Message----- > From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com > [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of > Shamil Salakhetdinov > Sent: 13 April 2007 17:58 > To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' > Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday (humour) > > > Hi Gustav, > > It's Friday, the *13th* today. Everybody are fighting with > *malicious* alien software? > > My 0.02 kopeks for Friday humor - the following is a > translated from Russian > anecdote: > > Here is what we learn from the Hollywood films: > 1. During any kind of investigation a policemen at least one > time visits a strip-club. > 2. Foreigners prefer to speak English even if they talk to > each other. 3. To rescue from a pursuit it is always possible > to hide in a crowd of a passing by parade. For sure there > will be suitable parade to do that > 4. On every bed there is an L-shaped blanket closing a man up > to a belt, and a woman - up to a chin. > 5. The best detective is always discharged of work or he/she > is given 48 hours to finish investigation. > 6. Everyone can land a plane. > 7. A ventilation system of any building is the best place to > hide, nobody will try to search for you there you there, but > using it you can reach any part of a building. > 8. Tour Eiffel in Paris is visible from EACH window. > 9. Any bomb with clockwork is additionally equipped by the > indicator with large red figures for everybody to see what > time remains before explosion. > 10. It's not necessary for Nazis officers to know German > language, it is enough for them to speak English with German > accent. 11. There is no illumination system in kitchens. To > get a light in kitchen at night time it is enough to open a > door of a refrigerator. > 12. Having remained alone to spend the night in a dark and > gloomy building and having heard a suspicious sound, the > heroine(actress) goes to check what is happening, having put > on her most magnificent and seductive linen. > 13. Collided cars always blow up and burn. > 14. Medieval and even primitive inhabitants always have > shining, magnificent hair and magnificent teeth. > 15. If you have got surrounded by more than one opponent, > there anyway will be just one attacking you, and the others > at this time will be making menacing body movements. > 16. Even if a car goes on a flat and a straight road, the > steering wheel has to be twisted furiously here and there. > 17. Any lock can be opened by a paper clip, hairpin or a > credit card. Exception is the case when a fire begins in the > house where a small child is locked. > 18. Lipstick is not getting erased, even if a heroine > (actress) takes a shower or dives with an aqualung. > > -- > Shamil > > -----Original Message----- > From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com > [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of > Gustav Brock > Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 5:36 PM > To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com > Subject: [AccessD] OT: Friday (humour) > Importance: Low > > ** Low Priority ** > > Hi all, quiet day again. > > A good marriage lasts forever - a bad marriage feels so. > > /gustav > > > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > >