[AccessD] OT: Friday (humour)

Great stuff Shamil, thanks. And SO true.

Andy

> -----Original Message-----
> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com 
> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of 
> Shamil Salakhetdinov
> Sent: 13 April 2007 17:58
> To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
> Subject: Re: [AccessD] OT: Friday (humour)
> 
> 
> Hi Gustav,
> 
> It's Friday, the *13th* today. Everybody are fighting with 
> *malicious* alien software?
> 
> My 0.02 kopeks for Friday humor - the following is a 
> translated from Russian
> anecdote:
> 
> Here is what we learn from the Hollywood films:
> 1. During any kind of investigation a policemen at least one 
> time visits a strip-club. 
> 2. Foreigners prefer to speak English even if they talk to 
> each other. 3. To rescue from a pursuit it is always possible 
> to hide in a crowd of a passing by parade. For sure there 
> will be suitable parade to do that 
> 4. On every bed there is an L-shaped blanket closing a man up 
> to a belt, and a woman - up to a chin. 
> 5. The best detective is always discharged of work or he/she 
> is given 48 hours to finish investigation. 
> 6. Everyone can land a plane.
> 7. A ventilation system of any building is the best place to 
> hide, nobody will try to search for you there you there, but 
> using it you can reach any part of a building. 
> 8. Tour Eiffel in Paris is visible from EACH window. 
> 9. Any bomb with clockwork is additionally equipped by the 
> indicator with large red figures for everybody to see what 
> time remains before explosion. 
> 10. It's not necessary for Nazis officers to know German 
> language, it is enough for them to speak English with German 
> accent. 11. There is no illumination system in kitchens. To 
> get a light in kitchen at night time it is enough to open a 
> door of a refrigerator. 
> 12. Having remained alone to spend the night in a dark and 
> gloomy building and having heard a suspicious sound, the 
> heroine(actress) goes to check what is happening, having put 
> on her most magnificent and seductive linen. 
> 13. Collided cars always blow up and burn. 
> 14. Medieval and even primitive inhabitants always have 
> shining, magnificent hair and magnificent teeth. 
> 15. If you have got surrounded by more than one opponent, 
> there anyway will be just one attacking you, and the others 
> at this time will be making menacing body movements. 
> 16. Even if a car goes on a flat and a straight road, the 
> steering wheel has to be twisted furiously here and there. 
> 17. Any lock can be opened by a paper clip, hairpin or a 
> credit card. Exception is the case when a fire begins in the 
> house where a small child is locked. 
> 18. Lipstick is not getting erased, even if a heroine 
> (actress) takes a shower or dives with an aqualung.
> 
> --
> Shamil
>  
> -----Original Message-----
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> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of 
> Gustav Brock
> Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 5:36 PM
> To: accessd at databaseadvisors.com
> Subject: [AccessD] OT: Friday (humour)
> Importance: Low
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> ** Low Priority **
> 
> Hi all, quiet day again.
> 
> A good marriage lasts forever - a bad marriage feels so.
> 
> /gustav
> 
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