[AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke

Digger and his dog Skip were walking in the outback.  Northern territories
are infamous for the number of people who get lost there and Digger was no
exception.   After a few days his water ran out.  "Sorry Skip", says Digger
"but no water".  A few days later his grub runs out.  A few days more and
Digger is starving hungry.  He looks at Skip and says, "sorry mate.  It is
you or me and as much as I love you as the faithfully friend for many years,
I have no option".  So he kills Skip, roasts him over a spit and eats him.
When he has eaten, he looks down at the pile of bones and says "I wish Skip
was here now, he would love those bones".

Max
 
Ps.  Only one dog was harmed during the making of this joke.

-----Original Message-----
From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
[mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Susan Harkins
Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 1:50 PM
To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke

My all-time favorite:

There's this guy who really loves his dog. He loves his dog more than
anything in the world, but sadly, the dog has no legs. So  much does this
man love his dog that he has special wooden legs made for his dog, so he can
walk and run. Then, one night, the house caught on fire. The dog burned to
the ground.

You have to be sort of sick to appreciate it...

Susan H.

P.S. No dogs are men were harmed in the preparation of this joke.

> Or...
>
> A blond goes for a job interview. She sits down in front of the 
> interviewer who asks her how old she is. The blond takes a calculator 
> out of her handbag, after a couple of key presses she replies '24.
>
> Next, the interviewer asks her how tall she is. This time she removes 
> a tape measure from her bag, stands up, and measures her height, 
> reading the tape she replies '5 ft 4 inches'.
>
> The next question is 'what is your name'. The blond sways her head 
> from side to side, humming to herself for 15 seconds and then replies 
> 'Cindy'.
>
> Intrigued, the interviewer says 'what were you doing then?'. 'Oh' says 
> the blond, 'I was running through that song in my head'. 'Song?' said 
> the interviewer 'What song?'.
>
> 'You know' replies the blond, 'the one that goes "Happy birthday to 
> you, happy birthday to you.......'.
>
> (Apologies to blonds and people named 'Cindy') Chris Foote (Hard of 
> hearing statistician)
>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com
>> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com]On Behalf Of Andy Lacey
>> Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 7:11 AM
>> To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
>> Subject: Re: [AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke
>>
>>
>> Oh hurrah for some friday humour. Whatever happened to that? How 
>> about
>>
>> A  guy  goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I'm going 
>> deaf."
>>
>> The doctor says, "What are the symptoms?"
>>
>> The  guy  says, "They're a disfunctional cartoon family with yellow 
>> heads."
>>
>> -- Andy Lacey
>> http://www.minstersystems.co.uk
>>
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