[AccessD] Two Questions and a Joke

A cowboy stopped in a wayside tavern for a beer.  When he was ready to
move on, his horse  was gone.  He returned to the tavern and shot a
hole in the ceiling and proclaimed his horse had better be there when
he finished another beer or he might have to do what he done in Texas
-- and he didn't want to have to do what he done in Texas.  His horse
re-appeared and he climbed on -- but the bartender came out and said
he was curious about what he did in Texas.  "I had to walk home."

Stephen