[AccessD] FW: Modern Version of Abbott & Costello

	COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT 
	ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
	
	COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
about buying a computer. 
	
	ABBOTT: Mac?
	
	COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
	
	ABBOTT: Your computer?
	
	COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
	
	ABBOTT: Mac?
	
	COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
	
	ABBOTT: What about Windows? 
	
	COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
	
	ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
	
	COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
	
	ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
	
	COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. 
	
	ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
	
	COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
	
	ABBOTT: Office.
	
	COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? 
	
	ABBOTT: I just did.
	
	COSTELLO: You just did what?
	
	ABBOTT: Recommend something.
	
	COSTELLO: You recommended something?
	
	ABBOTT: Yes.
	
	COSTELLO: For my office?
	
	ABBOTT: Yes.
	
	COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
	
	ABBOTT: Office.
	
	COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
	
	ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
	
	COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say
I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? 
	
	ABBOTT: Word.
	
	COSTELLO: What word?
	
	ABBOTT: Word in Office.
	
	COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
	
	ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
	
	COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? 
	
	ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
	
	COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with
some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I
can track my money with? 
	
	ABBOTT: Money.
	
	COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
	
	ABBOTT: Money.
	
	COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
	
	ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
	
	COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? 
	
	ABBOTT: Money.
	
	COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
	
	ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
	
	COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
	
	ABBOTT: One copy.
	
	COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? 
	
	ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
	
	COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
	
	ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
	
	(A few days later)
	
	ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? 
	
	COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
	
	ABBOTT: Click on 'START' ...

	COSTELLO: Oh Abbbooooott ...