[AccessD] Requirements (was: I should be able to dothis-resolved)

Tina Norris Fields tinanfields at torchlake.com
Fri Dec 9 10:45:36 CST 2011


Yay, Arthur!
T

Tina Norris Fields
tinanfields at torchlake.com
231-322-2787


On 12/8/2011 10:41 PM, Arthur Fuller wrote:
> Referring back to my original whine about this problem, in the absence of a
> definition of calendar-years, how was I supposed to know there might be a
> difference between the real world and the world of pension-funds? A
> pension-fund specialist or programmer of apps in this field might have
> known to ask this question, but I didn't, nor did any of the
> requirements-people deem it worth mentioning.
>
> Granted, now that I've been severely bitten and savaged by this, I know
> enough to ask about the definition of a year. But even granting that, what
> about the definition of a month? How to handle leap-years? How many
> Requirements-meetings shall be consumed discovering these anomalies? Thank
> God that I have subsequently learned that Gathering and Verifying
> Requirements is a (and perhaps The Most) billable item on the ultimate
> invoice; and that any subsequent changes to the Requirements document is
> also billable vis-a-vis the Development spec. The beauty part of this
> arrangement is that when some flunky wants this to work that way instead of
> the previously-accepted spec, I get to say, "Ok, but it's going to cost you
> another $10+K. Are you sure you want to make this change?" Which adroitly
> punts the ball to her or him, and forces her or him to justify the change
> in specs. Even more elegant, all such requests for change are directly
> traceable to the person who requested them. LOL. Twice bitten, thrice shy,
> as it were. "You want to fork with me? Go ahead, it's all billable,
> directly to you! So there, MoFo." Go ahead, stretch your middle-management
> muscles, but your bosses will know precisely whom to blame for the OverRuns.
>
> A.
>
> On Thu, Dec 8, 2011 at 3:02 PM, Asger Blond<ab-mi at post3.tele.dk>  wrote:
>
>> Oh what a wonderful statement!
>> Asger
>>
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