[AccessD] :)

William Benson vbacreations at gmail.com
Thu Sep 1 22:22:45 CDT 2011


I don't get it
On Sep 1, 2011 3:40 PM, "Tony Septav" <iggy at nanaimo.ark.com> wrote:
> Hey All
> CPU you, no CPU you!
>
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> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Rocky Smolin
> Sent: Tuesday, August 30, 2011 2:02 PM
> To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving'
> Subject: Re: [AccessD] :)
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> With that obsolete floppy you're sporting? I don't think so...
>
>
> R
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> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Stuart
McLachlan
> Sent: August 30, 2011 1:55 PM
> To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving
> Subject: Re: [AccessD] :)
>
> Can my Front End access you back End?
>
> --
> Stuart
>
> On 30 Aug 2011 at 7:58, Dean Davids wrote:
>
>> Actually, that one may work.
>>
>>
>> Dean S. Davids
>> www.cmbscorp.com
>> 954-868-4421
>>
>> On Aug 30, 2011, at 7:52 AM, jwcolby <jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > I think the very worst Access pickup line might well be
>> >
>> > 1) I love your back end!
>> >
>> > John W. Colby
>> > www.ColbyConsulting.com
>> >
>> > On 8/29/2011 2:04 PM, Susan Harkins wrote:
>> >> Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines
>> >>
>> >> To commemorate the one year anniversary of the Access Junkie Top 10
>> >> List, here's another list to help you get through a tough workday.
>> >> In addition, since it is the weekend, these should come in handy as
>> >> you're out on the town. Most of these can be used with either
>> >> gender, but some are obviously gender specific.
>> >>
>> >> A word of caution here! These pick-up lines will probably work on
>> >> only the MOST intelligent of prospective mates. Most of the time,
>> >> however, you will be met with mixed results. By "mixed" I mean you
>> >> will most likely have a mixed drink tossed in your face!!
>> >>
>> >> So here you go: Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines:
>> >>
>> >> 10. Compile here often?
>> >>
>> >> 9. What's your sign? DAO or ADO?
>> >>
>> >> 8. WOW! You just put a Breakpoint right on my heart!
>> >>
>> >> 7. I would love to hear you talk SQL to me.
>> >>
>> >> 6. Want to go back to my place and Debug a few hundred lines of
>> >> code?
>> >>
>> >> 5. Hi there, I don't think we've been properly Dimmed.
>> >>
>> >> 4. Is that an Add-In in your pocket or are you just happy to see
>> >> me?
>> >>
>> >> 3. You show me your References and I'll show you mine!
>> >>
>> >> 2. Would you like to go out back and play in Sandbox mode?
>> >> .
>> >> .
>> >> .
>> >> .
>> >> .
>> >> .
>> >> And the number one worst Access Pick-Up Line:
>> >>
>> >> 1. What are the chances of you and I getting to Third Normal Form?
>> >> (splash)
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> <http://www.accessmvp.com/JConrad/accessjunkie/toptenlists.html#pic
>> >> kuplines>
>> >>
>> >> Can't believe I've never seen this before. :)
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