William Benson
vbacreations at gmail.com
Thu Sep 1 22:22:45 CDT 2011
I don't get it On Sep 1, 2011 3:40 PM, "Tony Septav" <iggy at nanaimo.ark.com> wrote: > Hey All > CPU you, no CPU you! > > -----Original Message----- > From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com > [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Rocky Smolin > Sent: Tuesday, August 30, 2011 2:02 PM > To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' > Subject: Re: [AccessD] :) > > With that obsolete floppy you're sporting? I don't think so... > > > R > -----Original Message----- > From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com > [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Stuart McLachlan > Sent: August 30, 2011 1:55 PM > To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving > Subject: Re: [AccessD] :) > > Can my Front End access you back End? > > -- > Stuart > > On 30 Aug 2011 at 7:58, Dean Davids wrote: > >> Actually, that one may work. >> >> >> Dean S. Davids >> www.cmbscorp.com >> 954-868-4421 >> >> On Aug 30, 2011, at 7:52 AM, jwcolby <jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com> >> wrote: >> >> > I think the very worst Access pickup line might well be >> > >> > 1) I love your back end! >> > >> > John W. Colby >> > www.ColbyConsulting.com >> > >> > On 8/29/2011 2:04 PM, Susan Harkins wrote: >> >> Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines >> >> >> >> To commemorate the one year anniversary of the Access Junkie Top 10 >> >> List, here's another list to help you get through a tough workday. >> >> In addition, since it is the weekend, these should come in handy as >> >> you're out on the town. Most of these can be used with either >> >> gender, but some are obviously gender specific. >> >> >> >> A word of caution here! These pick-up lines will probably work on >> >> only the MOST intelligent of prospective mates. Most of the time, >> >> however, you will be met with mixed results. By "mixed" I mean you >> >> will most likely have a mixed drink tossed in your face!! >> >> >> >> So here you go: Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines: >> >> >> >> 10. Compile here often? >> >> >> >> 9. What's your sign? DAO or ADO? >> >> >> >> 8. WOW! You just put a Breakpoint right on my heart! >> >> >> >> 7. I would love to hear you talk SQL to me. >> >> >> >> 6. Want to go back to my place and Debug a few hundred lines of >> >> code? >> >> >> >> 5. Hi there, I don't think we've been properly Dimmed. >> >> >> >> 4. Is that an Add-In in your pocket or are you just happy to see >> >> me? >> >> >> >> 3. You show me your References and I'll show you mine! >> >> >> >> 2. Would you like to go out back and play in Sandbox mode? >> >> . >> >> . >> >> . >> >> . >> >> . >> >> . >> >> And the number one worst Access Pick-Up Line: >> >> >> >> 1. What are the chances of you and I getting to Third Normal Form? >> >> (splash) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <http://www.accessmvp.com/JConrad/accessjunkie/toptenlists.html#pic >> >> kuplines> >> >> >> >> Can't believe I've never seen this before. :) >> > -- >> > AccessD mailing list >> > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com >> > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd >> > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >> >> -- >> AccessD mailing list >> AccessD at databaseadvisors.com >> http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd >> Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >> > > > > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > ----- > No virus found in this message. > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com > Version: 10.0.1392 / Virus Database: 1520/3869 - Release Date: 08/31/11 > > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com