Dean Davids
dnod at aol.com
Thu Sep 1 22:29:10 CDT 2011
Not if I CPU first! Dean S. Davids www.cmbscorp.com 954-868-4421 On Sep 1, 2011, at 11:22 PM, William Benson <vbacreations at gmail.com> wrote: > I don't get it > On Sep 1, 2011 3:40 PM, "Tony Septav" <iggy at nanaimo.ark.com> wrote: >> Hey All >> CPU you, no CPU you! >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com >> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Rocky Smolin >> Sent: Tuesday, August 30, 2011 2:02 PM >> To: 'Access Developers discussion and problem solving' >> Subject: Re: [AccessD] :) >> >> With that obsolete floppy you're sporting? I don't think so... >> >> >> R >> -----Original Message----- >> From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com >> [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Stuart > McLachlan >> Sent: August 30, 2011 1:55 PM >> To: Access Developers discussion and problem solving >> Subject: Re: [AccessD] :) >> >> Can my Front End access you back End? >> >> -- >> Stuart >> >> On 30 Aug 2011 at 7:58, Dean Davids wrote: >> >>> Actually, that one may work. >>> >>> >>> Dean S. Davids >>> www.cmbscorp.com >>> 954-868-4421 >>> >>> On Aug 30, 2011, at 7:52 AM, jwcolby <jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> I think the very worst Access pickup line might well be >>>> >>>> 1) I love your back end! >>>> >>>> John W. Colby >>>> www.ColbyConsulting.com >>>> >>>> On 8/29/2011 2:04 PM, Susan Harkins wrote: >>>>> Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines >>>>> >>>>> To commemorate the one year anniversary of the Access Junkie Top 10 >>>>> List, here's another list to help you get through a tough workday. >>>>> In addition, since it is the weekend, these should come in handy as >>>>> you're out on the town. Most of these can be used with either >>>>> gender, but some are obviously gender specific. >>>>> >>>>> A word of caution here! These pick-up lines will probably work on >>>>> only the MOST intelligent of prospective mates. Most of the time, >>>>> however, you will be met with mixed results. By "mixed" I mean you >>>>> will most likely have a mixed drink tossed in your face!! >>>>> >>>>> So here you go: Top 10 Worst Access Pick-Up Lines: >>>>> >>>>> 10. Compile here often? >>>>> >>>>> 9. What's your sign? DAO or ADO? >>>>> >>>>> 8. WOW! You just put a Breakpoint right on my heart! >>>>> >>>>> 7. I would love to hear you talk SQL to me. >>>>> >>>>> 6. Want to go back to my place and Debug a few hundred lines of >>>>> code? >>>>> >>>>> 5. Hi there, I don't think we've been properly Dimmed. >>>>> >>>>> 4. Is that an Add-In in your pocket or are you just happy to see >>>>> me? >>>>> >>>>> 3. You show me your References and I'll show you mine! >>>>> >>>>> 2. Would you like to go out back and play in Sandbox mode? >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> . >>>>> And the number one worst Access Pick-Up Line: >>>>> >>>>> 1. What are the chances of you and I getting to Third Normal Form? >>>>> (splash) >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> <http://www.accessmvp.com/JConrad/accessjunkie/toptenlists.html#pic >>>>> kuplines> >>>>> >>>>> Can't believe I've never seen this before. :) >>>> -- >>>> AccessD mailing list >>>> AccessD at databaseadvisors.com >>>> http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd >>>> Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >>> >>> -- >>> AccessD mailing list >>> AccessD at databaseadvisors.com >>> http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd >>> Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >>> >> >> >> >> -- >> AccessD mailing list >> AccessD at databaseadvisors.com >> http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd >> Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >> >> -- >> AccessD mailing list >> AccessD at databaseadvisors.com >> http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd >> Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >> ----- >> No virus found in this message. >> Checked by AVG - www.avg.com >> Version: 10.0.1392 / Virus Database: 1520/3869 - Release Date: 08/31/11 >> >> -- >> AccessD mailing list >> AccessD at databaseadvisors.com >> http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd >> Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com