[AccessD] New Project

I think you have a bug as I received the news two weeks ago.

Part of your problem is storing the state of the deflated zeros takes more room than the zeros 
themselves.  However Ones do transmit faster as they are not as wide.  What you lose in compression 
you make up in transmit speed, but some of your calculations are off as a result.

John W. Colby
Colby Consulting

Reality is what refuses to go away
when you do not believe in it

On 4/3/2012 11:07 PM, Arthur Fuller wrote:
> Two members of this list, Jim Dettman and Arthur Fuller, are pleased to
> announce the completion of a secret project they are beginning tomorrow. It
> will forever alter the current beliefs about the world as we know it. In a
> word, the team has demonstrated that the universe is an involuted
> hypersphere revolving within a torus. The final verifications begin
> tomorrow and were completed yesterday. Perhaps the most breathtaking thing
> is, it was all done in Access and SQL Server, each compressed sufficiently
> that they can run together in 64K of RAM, running CP/M at 4Mz.
>
> How, you might ask, was this possible? Sometimes the simplest solutions
> take centuries to discover. Take the air out of a Zero and you have a One.
> Then the whole program can be expressed as a sequence of Ones. Then you RAR
> the result and presto! Took years of work, but after the fact everything
> looks easy.
>
> An additional benefit is its extremely fast download. The team
> subcontracted some disgraced physicists (recently resigned from CERN) to
> build a faster-than-light download scheme, so it arrives before you click
> the Download button.
>
> Thanks to all you geniuses at AccessD. We couldn't have done it without
> you! Well, actually, it already was. Version 2 was twice as fast as Version
> 1, and therefore arrived sooner.
>
> This announcement was sent on April 3, but thanks to this revolutionary
> technology, you'll receive it the day before yesterday..
>