William Benson
vbacreations at gmail.com
Wed Apr 4 10:20:12 CDT 2012
My system just turns the zeroes sideways instead of taking the air out of them. ;) On Apr 4, 2012 11:13 AM, "jwcolby" <jwcolby at colbyconsulting.com> wrote: > I think you have a bug as I received the news two weeks ago. > > Part of your problem is storing the state of the deflated zeros takes more > room than the zeros themselves. However Ones do transmit faster as they > are not as wide. What you lose in compression you make up in transmit > speed, but some of your calculations are off as a result. > > John W. Colby > Colby Consulting > > Reality is what refuses to go away > when you do not believe in it > > On 4/3/2012 11:07 PM, Arthur Fuller wrote: > >> Two members of this list, Jim Dettman and Arthur Fuller, are pleased to >> announce the completion of a secret project they are beginning tomorrow. >> It >> will forever alter the current beliefs about the world as we know it. In a >> word, the team has demonstrated that the universe is an involuted >> hypersphere revolving within a torus. The final verifications begin >> tomorrow and were completed yesterday. Perhaps the most breathtaking thing >> is, it was all done in Access and SQL Server, each compressed sufficiently >> that they can run together in 64K of RAM, running CP/M at 4Mz. >> >> How, you might ask, was this possible? Sometimes the simplest solutions >> take centuries to discover. Take the air out of a Zero and you have a One. >> Then the whole program can be expressed as a sequence of Ones. Then you >> RAR >> the result and presto! Took years of work, but after the fact everything >> looks easy. >> >> An additional benefit is its extremely fast download. The team >> subcontracted some disgraced physicists (recently resigned from CERN) to >> build a faster-than-light download scheme, so it arrives before you click >> the Download button. >> >> Thanks to all you geniuses at AccessD. We couldn't have done it without >> you! Well, actually, it already was. Version 2 was twice as fast as >> Version >> 1, and therefore arrived sooner. >> >> This announcement was sent on April 3, but thanks to this revolutionary >> technology, you'll receive it the day before yesterday.. >> >> > -- > AccessD mailing list > AccessD at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/**mailman/listinfo/accessd<http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd> > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.**com<http://www.databaseadvisors.com> >