Stephen Bond
stephen at bondsoftware.co.nz
Mon Feb 25 23:05:14 CST 2013
This thread has moved away from entertaining. Unless this whole e-mail is tongue-in-cheek, I'm uncomfortable with ad hominem attacks. Moderator? Stephen Bond -----Original Message----- From: accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com [mailto:accessd-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Kenneth Ismert Sent: Tuesday, 26 February 2013 6:01 p.m. To: Stephen Subject: [AccessD] MESSAGE ON BEHALF OF FEARLESS BOARD MEMBER COLBY Ladies and gents: Rarely does a member's reply merit parody, but this one does. Remember kids, everything in " " is an actual Colby quote! ** BEGIN PARODY ** Board member Colby announced his do nothing agenda to his throngs of change deniers, "because I don't care." He continued addressing his adoring crowd on the subject of change: "But I am not going to do it. And waiting for me to do it is an automatic death knell." One of his followers fairly swooned, saying you can't get less leadership from a bump on a log. Colby finished with a rousing summary, indicating his lack of compunction about his utter apathy: "'I am not Catholic' as I like to tell my wife. I don't do guilt." ** END PARODY ** Now seriously. I haven't heard a clearer expression of dereliction of duty from a board officer, ever. Unforced, I must add. By any moral sense, he is unfit for his office. Therefore, I call on you, sir, to resign. -- AccessD mailing list AccessD at databaseadvisors.com http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/accessd Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com