[AccessD] MESSAGE ON BEHALF OF FEARLESS BOARD MEMBER COLBY

Ken,

Please stop the attacks on me, I am not your enemy.

The DatabaseAdvisors ship is on auto pilot and has been for years.  Management intentionally set it 
up to be on autopilot.

If a board meeting is called, I will show up. I won't resign but as I said I will support you (or 
anyone else who really wants to) in taking my spot.  The board has to have a certain number of 
members in order to conduct business should it decide to have a meeting.  If all the board members 
just resigned then we would have to elect new ones before anything could happen. DatabaseAdvisors is 
in fact a real corporation, incorporated in DE, with shareholders and officers and all that stuff.

Are you interested in taking a leadership role?  Can you find "a quorum" of other current members 
ready to stand up and take over leadership of AccessD?  I will vote, and (as I said) I will vote for 
you in spite of your personal attacks on me and other members.  I think you are serious about 
wanting to change AccessD and that is a good thing.

John W. Colby

Reality is what refuses to go away
when you do not believe in it

On 2/25/2013 11:51 PM, Kenneth Ismert wrote:
> Ladies and gents:
>
> Rarely does a member's reply merit parody, but this one does. Remember
> kids, everything in " " is an actual Colby quote!
>
> ** BEGIN PARODY **
>
> Board member Colby announced his do nothing agenda to his throngs of change
> deniers, "because I don't care."
>
> He continued addressing his adoring crowd on the subject of change: "But I
> am not going to do it.  And waiting for me to do it is an automatic death
> knell."
>
> One of his followers fairly swooned, saying you can't get less leadership
> from a bump on a log.
>
> Colby finished with a rousing summary, indicating his lack of compunction
> about his utter apathy: "'I am not Catholic' as I like to tell my wife. I
> don't do guilt."
>
> ** END PARODY **
>
> Now seriously. I haven't heard a clearer expression of dereliction of duty
> from a board officer, ever. Unforced, I must add. By any moral sense, he is
> unfit for his office.
>
> Therefore, I call on you, sir, to resign.