[Dba-office] To All You Dads

[Ed Tesiny]

We must be brothers from a different mother.  Diane picks out stuff and
says try this on and she judges the fit.  Last jeans I bought , we wanted
two pair because then there was a discount.  Only one pair left, well she
talked to the manager and wallah, half price.  This is funny but I said I
needed my toenails cut and she said why don't you get a pedicure, there's a
place pretty close place to us so you don't have to sit in a mall.  I'm
thinking about it.

On Sun, Jun 21, 2015 at 4:23 PM, Rocky Smolin <rockysmolin at bchacc.com>
wrote:

> I had two real good Father's Day things happen yesterday.
>
> 1) I needed new dress slacks.  It happens every 10 or 15 years.  I love
> shopping for clothes as much as any guy does.  Which is to say doing my own
> root canal seems to be a more enjoyable use of my time.
>
> But Pundit always handles this.  We went together to Macy's, she cruised
> the
> racks, loaded me up with pants, went into the dressing room with me, came
> out, did a second load (after we figured out what would fit and what
> wouldn't), did a third trip and WALLA! I got me two - one black, one gray -
> and they fit!  And of course, she had the handful of coupons so the $150
> Ralph Lauren slacks rang up at $47 and a similar price reduction with the
> others (don't ask me how she does that - it's part skill, part art).  And
> she made sure I came away with a few more unplanned items. And she got an
> $80 pair of shoes for $13 (I..I just can't explain it...).
>
> But that's our routine when I need clothes - sometimes I just stand in the
> dressing room and she keeps bringing things to me until I call it quits
> (like all guys I have a very limited tolerance for trying on clothes).
> Then
> she knows there's no point in asking me to try on even one more item.
>
> So a successful trip to the store and I don't have to go back for like,
> years.  If I'm lucky.
>
> 2) So she also got me a pedicure where she gets her nails done - local
> place, we can walk there.  All Vietnamese women.  Anyway, it was my first
> pedicure, and I didn't know what to expect.  But the foot massage alone was
> worth the price of admission.  I decided to forego the polish but my
> toenails instead of looking hacked off like I always do them, are beauties.
> She sculpted those bad boys into perfect arcs. My feet never looked so
> good.
>
> r
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Dba-office [mailto:dba-office-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On
> Behalf
> Of Tina Norris Fields
> Sent: Sunday, June 21, 2015 11:26 AM
> To: dba-office at databaseadvisors.com
> Subject: [Dba-office] To All You Dads
>
> Hey guys - happy Father's Day!
> Whether you are a father by birth or by choice, or whether you have simply
> "fathered" someone in some way by giving the kind of guidance and support a
> father gives - enjoy the day, knowing that you have touched someone's life
> in a positive way.  Blessings to you all!
> TNF
>
> --
> Tina Norris Fields
> tinanfields-at-torchlake-dot-com
> 231-322-2787
>
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