Tina Norris Fields
tinanfields at torchlake.com
Tue Feb 5 14:07:53 CST 2013
"sex in a canoe"? Immediately, I was thinking of some smart-aleck response, when I remembered this story: My dad, who will be 92 in April, has always enjoyed the outdoors and especially the water. He used to do quite a bit of skin-diving and snorkeling - and canoeing. Our region is called the Elk River Chain of Lakes - a chain of fourteen lakes and rivers, whose headwaters rise up in one of the glacial drumlins of the northwestern quadrant of Michigan's lower peninsula, and that winds its way seventy-five miles down to the east arm of Grand Traverse Bay on Lake Michigan. At fourteen, my dad made the trek up and down that chain with his dad, in a canoe, camping along the way. At the end of their adventure - which I think was a couple weeks long - my dad came triumphantly into the family home, proclaiming this wonderful trip, loudly celebrating his first time through the Chain of Lakes in a canoe. His mother, a magnificent woman of many capabilities, quietly said to him that it was not his first trip down that chain. It seems that he was conceived during his parents' honeymoon canoe trip up and down the Chain of Lakes. He may have gone up the chain with his father, but by the time his parents came down the chain, he was with his mother. Maybe there's more to sex in a canoe than we originally thought! Thanks, Stuart, for a delightful moment of recollection. T Tina Norris Fields tinanfields at torchlake.com 231-322-2787 On 2/5/2013 6:01 AM, Stuart McLachlan wrote: > Rant is the word all right. > > There are so many things wrong with his arguments that I don't know where to begin. But a > few immediate points: > > He clearly can't tell the difference between "relational database" and "SQL". > He thinks that a database engine which uses BTree indexing can't be "relational" (He > obviously never worked with Dataflex) > > His characterisation of all databases as "big, stogy, slow, expensive pain in the rear." > demonstrates a clear lack of experience in using them. > > How the h*ll can you develop and *test* the use cases and business rules without the > underlying data? > > The data model IS the core of any real world bsiness system. > > It's tragic that "an award winning author, renowned speaker, and über software geek since > 1970" has carried the same baggage around with him for 40 odd years. > > -- > Stuart > > P.S. He was right about one thing though - American beer. Until recently it was like sex in a > canoe. > > > On 5 Feb 2013 at 13:52, Salakhetdinov Shamil wrote: > >> Hi All -- >> >> It's funny I've just planned to try to implement one experimental >> project using "No DB" (NoSQL) approach - and here I have got an >> interesting "rant article" arrived :) >> >> http://blog.8thlight.com/uncle-bob/2012/05/15/NODB.html >> >> Thank you. >> >> -- Shamil >> _______________________________________________ >> dba-Tech mailing list >> dba-Tech at databaseadvisors.com >> http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/dba-tech >> Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com > > > _______________________________________________ > dba-Tech mailing list > dba-Tech at databaseadvisors.com > http://databaseadvisors.com/mailman/listinfo/dba-tech > Website: http://www.databaseadvisors.com >