[dba-Tech] Versionholics (was: ultimate win 8 nightmare)

Gustav Brock gustav at cactus.dk
Fri Oct 11 04:24:57 CDT 2013


Hi Arthur

> .. we share an awful addiction to Things That Are New

I was about voting Yes but then I recalled all the Windows 8 banging and the
wining from the Windows XP fanboys fighting for an OS from 2001(!).

And how many here hold Access 2013 by their heart? Not to count the lovers
of Access 97?

/gustav

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[mailto:dba-tech-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] På vegne af Arthur Fuller
Sendt: 11. oktober 2013 09:23
Til: Discussion of Hardware and Software issues
Emne: Re: [dba-Tech] ultimate win 8 nightmare

You are both correct. At this point in my development cycle, my choice is
JavaScript, but that is a side issue. Given enough RAM (8GB of at least DDR
2 shall suffice), then a foundation-install of one or another Linux seems
the obvious way to go, and creating one or more VMs to deal with my
remaining few clients who live in Windows, that's the way to go.

DammitOl (I'm considering trademarking that as a universal panacea to be
prescribed only to programmers with Obsessive-Compulsive-Language Disorder.
The most apparent symptoms are an eager willingness to foresake paradigms
that work in favour of some delicious new framework, wearing a mini-skirt
and high heels, but I digress.

This is a therapy session, so come on, boys and girls. Let us admit,
together, as a group, that we share an awful addiction to Things That Are
New. Let us hold hands and listen to each other's stories about how we fell
into version-addiction.

Hi, my name is Arthur, and I am a versionholic. It started with CP/M, and I
smoked it a few times, and the sex was great, but before I knew it I was
coaxed into DOS, and then once they got me hooked, I started thinking that
Windows was the next Big Hit. I fell into the trap of thinking that nest
glass of vodka woule prevent all my DLL nightmares. Pretty soon I started
drinking the next version, and the next, and then they promised that the
next drink would fix everything, and I fell for it. It cost me my house and
my wife and I can only see my software children on weekends. I fell astray
and I apologize to all previous clients. (Bring up the music and the choral
singers.)

Alack and Alas!

(Echoes of Rickie Lee Jones and "Last Chance Texaco" -- oh God that music
was so great)

etc. 




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