[AccessD] MESSAGE ON BEHALF OF FEARLESS BOARD MEMBER COLBY

You aint been in too many board meetings I guess.
On Feb 25, 2013 11:52 PM, "Kenneth Ismert" <kismert at gmail.com> wrote:

> Ladies and gents:
>
> Rarely does a member's reply merit parody, but this one does. Remember
> kids, everything in " " is an actual Colby quote!
>
> ** BEGIN PARODY **
>
> Board member Colby announced his do nothing agenda to his throngs of change
> deniers, "because I don't care."
>
> He continued addressing his adoring crowd on the subject of change: "But I
> am not going to do it.  And waiting for me to do it is an automatic death
> knell."
>
> One of his followers fairly swooned, saying you can't get less leadership
> from a bump on a log.
>
> Colby finished with a rousing summary, indicating his lack of compunction
> about his utter apathy: "'I am not Catholic' as I like to tell my wife. I
> don't do guilt."
>
> ** END PARODY **
>
> Now seriously. I haven't heard a clearer expression of dereliction of duty
> from a board officer, ever. Unforced, I must add. By any moral sense, he is
> unfit for his office.
>
> Therefore, I call on you, sir, to resign.
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